Guy on a skateboard rolls past Luaphacim and and Mrs. Luaphacim as they walk up the hill to school.
Luaphacim: That hippy needs to stop gallivanting around on his skateboard and get a job.
Mrs. Luaphacim: But maybe he's on his WAY to his job.
Luaphacim: Well, it's not a very responsible mode of transportation! What happens if one of those wheels comes off? Then where will he be? A hippy on a worthless, three-wheeled skateboard. A three-wheeled hippy.
A long pause, punctuated by the sounds of Luaphacim panting as the hill gets steeper.
Luaphacim: I mean, even those new-fangled roller skates would be better.
Mrs. Luaphacim rolls her eyes.
Luaphacim: No, really. Because if one of the wheels came off, he could just go on one foot. It's easy, I see 'em do it all the time.
Another long pause.
Luaphacim: I mean, even those in-line skates that all those young punks wear would be more responsible. Because that way if you lose one, you've got a whole row of extras. You probably wouldn't even notice you were missing one. Yep. That'd be the way to go. Mmhmm.
Mrs. Luaphacim: You're so weird.