I'll never deserve your love,
And I'm glad I won't.
How insufferable would that be?
"Well, yes, thanks for that kiss.
I really do think, though,
That my greatness merits another."
"A present? For me? How sweet!
But I'm not sure why the dollar value
Isn't substantially higher."
"You'll stay with me till you die?
Of course you will.
Why on earth wouldn't you?"
I'm much happier this way,
Where every caress, every gift,
Every promise is an act of grace.