27 June 2006

The News of My Impending Death Came at a Very Bad Time For Me...

Everyone's favorite Muggle (who is now richer than Queen Elizabeth) has announced the death of two additional characters: "Author J.K. Rowling said two characters will die in the last installment of her boy wizard series, and she hinted Harry Potter might not survive either."

Rowling warned that the two characters might be fairly major: "We are dealing with pure evil here. They don't target extras do they? They go for the main characters."

Here's hoping that Percy is one of them.

2 comments:

Evil Bender said...

Now -there's- a song reference I haven't heard in a long time.

Spartacus said...

Yes. I also vote for Percy. J.K. is the first person to become a billionaire by writing books. That doesn't even begin to count her take from movies, promotions and what-not. She's "got more money than Davey Crocket!" Not bad for a Muggle.